January 2010
17 posts
revelation # y chromosome
I’ve realized why men are here. Why they are important!
Have you ever wondered why men are around? what good they are? Well you need not anymore, because I have found the answer.
I awoke this morning same as any other morning. 8:00 AM my alarm went off. I stumbled off my bed in an attempt to silence it. Much like a zombie, i trudged into the living room going about my morning routine. On...
DEAR JESUS,
please help stupid freshmen realize how stupid and immature they are.
Also, please help them realize that most girls don’t like manwhores.
Also please help some of their testicles to descend so they don’t act like little pansies.
Also, please help me have the strength to not want to rip their heads off and eat them like preying mantises.
ALSO, please help them wean off their stupid...
Observation # 2
I am restless. I feel as though I am screaming, but I’m not. I just sit here, quietly, and observe.
I listen, and I watch. I take notes, I log. Rinse, repeat. Day after day.
Go through the list; I go through the list of tasks. Half there, half not. My mind wanders, and I let it. To stay in one place means to suffer through the staleness of charade.
Just a taste of freedom, is it enough to...
revelation # observation
the past few nights have proven to be very restless.
I have awoken to sounds in the middle of the night. only to find someone searching through my things. I see them and hear them, and I let them.
I know that I’m the only one who sees them. It’s becoming more and more frequent, and I want it to stop.
revelation # old
some people want so badly to keep a dream alive that they revel in the limbo of half-joking, half-desperately-holding-onto-the pastness.
Glad I opted out. All I have to say.
Anna: I get to work with assistant puppies
Me: Like real puppies?
Anna: YES! Like the ones they sell for thousands of dollars because they can like, bake cakes and shit.
Me: hahahahha puppies can't bake cakes hahahah
“We are more often treacherous through weakness than through calculation.”
– Francois De La Rochefoucauld
How can something feel so good and hurt so much at the same time?
If I could choose anyone in the world to break my heart, it would be you.
what's a guidette to do?
My girlfriends and I were sitting in a circle in my living room the other day having girl talk and a question arose that really excited me.
Whilst the infamous MTV show “Jersey Shore” (catch new episodes on every thursday night at 10p.m. est!) was pulsing in the background, Sarah asked me whether I had heard of the game “Marry, Fuck, Kill.” I said I had, which brought on...
revelation #tumblr
I am ashamed.
I have not previously thought of this— making it perhaps my [first real] revelation thus far— make a tumblr account?
What was I thinking? Perhaps, “I don’t want to be one of those serial account-makers online” (you know the ones, the flikrtumblrtwittertubebook-a-holics)
I have succumbed.. mainly because I don’t find my current avenues of...